the kids gave me a long list of riddles and some of them are not super funny but some of them are pretty good. so i thought you might all like some of them!
What did the mat say to the floor?
I got you covered
Where do you send a shoe in the summer?
bootcamp
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
There were no chickens in prehistoric times
What can you serve but not eat?
A tennis ball
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
The outside
Where do sheep go when they need a hair cut?
the baaa baaa shop
What do cows give after an earthquake?
Milkshake
Why was the chicken in detention?
He was using fowl language
What was the chicken doing at the health clinic?
egg-cercising
Why was the chicken at the doctor?
he had people-pox
Why was the picture in prison?
it was framed
What gets harder to catch the faster you run?
your breath
What do dancers come down with when they're sick?
ballet-aches
What does grass come down with?
hay fever
What did the sea say to shore?
nothing it just waved
:):)
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